• Crust adds flavour - I should know, I've eaten enough underwear.
  • You grab her feet and I'll grab her head, we'll stuff her in the filing cabinet until she's better.

  • I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

  • It's hard to concentrate when I'm thinking of tearing your skin off.

  • People like you are the reason worms like me need medication.

  • Never kill a clown and eat him, they taste funny.

  • Everyone has a right to be stupid - some just abuse the privilage.
  • I think animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the wrong answer.
  • You don't have to agree with me-but it saves me beating you.
  • I don't care who you say you are fatso - get those fuckin reindeer off my roof.
  • Lifes all fun and games - until someone loses an eye or their virginity.

  • Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural experiences - that money can buy.